Uppers & Downers

Uppers

1) Wimbledon

The true sporting event of the summer plus a chance to see Nadel with his top off and a look at that arse

2) Anna K

Return of the true tennis sex queen to be fair to Anna she one hell of looker. Sharapova beware try and be on a court far far away


3) England KO out of the World Cup

Thank God! No more hype and more importantly time to take the tacky Flags of the cars!


Downers

1) Katie Perry

Look being provocative and loud gets you notice at first be then its just fucking annoying. Also completely out done in the Looks department on the Graham Norton show by Anna K despite the skin tight PVC dress

2) Wayne Rooney Waxed Chest

God if Wayne has gone metrosexual then male masculinity really is in trouble!

3) Tracy Austin's Dress Scense

Californian style straight from the mid 80's