Cat Litter News

Here is our summary of some weird, wonderful and something just goddamn scary and funny news:


Correlation Between UFOs and Television shows

In the news this week we learnt that there was a report into the unusually high UFO sighting during the mid 1990's. Apart from the fact that there wasn't much going on during most of this period so people were looking for anything of interest officials now believe that this increase can be put down to the popular television programme X files, remember with Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny, he went on to become a sex addict, she went on to become British. So no real difference. It doesn't however say why a programme on now beginning with X, hasn't had the same affect. After all most of the people who appear on the X-Factor during the human bear baiting freak show first few weeks certainly live on a different planet to me.

Recession Part One: Most Effected British Towns

The latest news from the recession was that the cities who had risen the furthest over the last 10 years were the one's that have fallen the hardest during the recession. London, Manchester, Birmingham and Newcastle were all fairly high up on list, with cities like Manchester being particular dependent on the financial services. Ironically Edinburgh was one of the cities that has faired pretty well in the recession given the fact about all that who-ha with the Royal Bank of Scotland. Bristol the lovely yet slightly overrated city of the Southwest turned out to be one that is hardest hit which will inevitably mean of a mass migration to east to London think off Clifton with all those empty deli's and hills.


Recession Part Two: Success of our Continental Neighbours

Just when things can't get any worst we suffer a great big kick in the nuts by learning that France and Germany are now officially coming out of recession. Germany is easier to swallow after all they are well known for their hard work and superior technology but France. A county where everyone takes the whole entire summer off, have two hour lunches and strike at will if they are not happy with the quality of the staffroom coffee. So its simple getting out of a recession is not about hard work its about being more like the french.


Size Matters, Not in Bed Silly, Commercially

Apparently Durex have been swapped with calls from men for which regular rimmed is simply not doing the job and are now demanding extra large condoms ( here at Frapp we have been fooled into such boosts before and only to find it was delusion). Anyway whatever the truth its opened up a nice niche market for Durex as Tesco's and Salisbury's are rushing to fill up their shelf's with extra large.

More Commercial suaveness has come from cock size with the establishment of a dating website for women who like their Men big. All males on the site must boost at least 7 inches and more, but this isn't about sex apparently its for women who want love but have particular requirements. Ahh....feministism has come a long way.



Really? News of the Week

Most pointless research of the week goes to the news that women eventually married men who look similar to themselves. Doesn't this apply to everyone of which we have all known for years. I mean when when was the last time you saw Kate Moss dating a 22 stoner.