Katie Price: Remarkable Woman

Katie Price aka Jordon aka a number of other things is an remarkable woman the ability to make Peter Andre look like a credible celebrity is quiet a feat. Andre for his part seems like a decent bloke if not the brightest spark in the box. The first time I encounter Katie Price was back when she was Jordan in fact back before she was even famous. Using the loosest definition of fame. It was in the late 90's in a reality series about three girls wanting to become Glamour models (what can i say i was a teenager) Jordan as she wanted to be known then was the s0-called expert telling how to heighten their profiles. This mainly consisted of a delightful story about how she and her then boyfriend Dane Bowers were caught having sex in the living room of her Brighton home by a convenient photographer. Surprisingly the relationship didn't last and Jordon gained more media coverage by telling the tabloids that he was useless in bed and hung like an elf. Its amazing how the penis size of a b-list boyband member and the buttons he can press under the duvet, or in this case on the lounge room floor with the curtains open, can gain such column inches in the media, more than the member itself by Jordan's accounts. This was then followed by an infamous debut on the Graham Norton show where she lovingly made a comment about the wideness of an audience members vagina. In between this there were numerous spreads in lad mags and a one night stand with pizza face Gareth Gates.


Then she appeared in I'm A Celebrity hooked up with Andre and came out as Katie Price, earned a 30 million pound fortune and rocked up at polo events with a love of horses. Although my advice would be Katie you could add an extra nought to that personal wealth figure and Henley Polo Club still ain't going to accept you darling. Now it seems she back to the beginnings back to Jordan. Now I don't know Jordan, she could be delightful, and my initial feeling that she was a talentless slag could be unfounded and put down to pure middle class snobbishness but then I read her interview in the 'Q & A' section of the Guardian mag, yes the Guardian. Here she told us that her favourite word was 'Cunt', classy lady! A more insightful answer came from the 'which living person do you despise?' question. Katie's answer was "Murderers, paedophiles and rapists" now there's nothing wrong with this after all who doesn't but you can't help but feel the groan of the Guardian Journalist I mean its a bit like asking someone what food do they dislike least? and the reply being 'Shit'. Plus the question asked for a person which useless Katie knows one bad bastard wasn't really giving us an answer. Anyway as this latest episode of Katie's live continues to put minor issues such as deaths in Afghanistan, global warming and even swine flue off the front page you can guaranteed that the ability ,through many ways and stories to keep her in the press , will serve Jordan for the years to come.

PS Couldn't be bothered finding a free photo of Jordan so just put a pic of my dog up instead draw your own conclusions!