Uppers & Downers

Uppers

1) End of Big Brother: It been on life support for a long time finally Channel 4 do the decent thing and kill it off!

2) Return of Wacky Shakira Songs: Apparently women you all have a wolf in your closet

3) Super High A-Level Results: Bad news for 16 year olds you can't get into any universities with three B's, great news for those of us who went to uni years ago when you could blag your way into a red brick with a couple a C's and now be university snobby!

Downers

1) Return of X-Factor: Get the tomato's at the ready

2) The Grey's Domination of Property: The Average age of buying a house independent of parental financial help is now 37. Where as those who brought property before the booms of the late 90's and most of the 00's continue their strangle-hold on property. Great if your aged between 45-65 if not your fucked

3) R.I.P theLondonPaper : Okay so you had basically a free Sun shuffed in ya face every time you walked down Oxford St but at least it was something to read on the the tube that wasn't owned by the Daily Mail company